What's the best anniversary present? 1. bejeweled dueling daggers 2. Muppet pelt robes 3. castle made of books 4. bones of your enemies

A castle made of books to hold the bones of my enemies (I can get those bones myself, thanks, but the books are expensive)

I don’t think muppet pelts are ethically harvested

4 and it’s not close

bejeweled dueling daggers are romantic<3

Castle made of books. Only because I'm not cruel enough for the robes and have my own dueling daggers already, thankyouverymuch. 🤭

I hope the castle made of books was the wedding present, so I'd like the bejewelled dueling daggers.

In order: 1, 4, 3, 2

If I get enough bones of my enemies I can reconstitute them into servants who can do the dishes for me, so I am going with that.

Is there a robe made of Swedish chefskin? Cause dibs if so.

I want the castle made of books but i live in a very wet country. *Sadface* Muppet pelts it is.