Damn, some of you really did “that” on this app, huh? I forgot how everyone rushed on to this app to release their freak and then immediately went back to Threads. 😂

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #4,795,499!

If we smash on the first date, does that mean we’re both for the streets? 😔

Does she really think you’re funny, or does she just wanna bounce on your peen? 😔

She probably says that to all her hoes.

Ain’t it crazy the the Blue Sky users are probably complaining about the Threaders flocking to Blue Sky while Threads is down? In the same fashion we complain about X users flocking to Threads when X goes down. 🤔

To all of those who have wronged me, I hope your pillow stays warm on both sides! 😡

I must have erectile dysfunction the way I be giving no fucks.

It’s only illegal if you get caught.

What’s your favorite snack to eat while showering? Mine is corn on the cob because it steams itself as you eat it. Also, you can scrub with the cob when you’re done eating it.