I would prefer getting a raise in Actual Salary, but as I've just been told that ain't happening, again, Emotional Salary it is not.

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There was a shockingly very recent time where I had to explain to OH that a raisin was a dried grape...

Not shit exactly, I'm actually exceptional - at procrastinating 😕

Just a small pint of wine for the road 😂

I'm confused what the hell required a mixer, syrup and -? Flour?

Love Shetland, loved the new lead characters!

Ooh this was brilliant!

Wait, so a pint of wine ISN'T an accepted measure? 🤔