Just did a Trader Joe's run for snacks for an event happening at my house starting at 12:30 a m. So if you're a fan of Aussie rules football and want to watch the Grand Final, come over for chips and guac and watch the match with other people but definitely not me, I will be asleep.

There was a pro football player next to me at hot yoga today and I've never felt more validated at how challenging the class can be. Hot vinyasa: the great equalizer of middle age mom and pro athlete physiques!

Husband bringing v strong dad energy to HFStival. Find us if you need sunscreen!

Someday I will teach my child that drinking from the salsa bowl at a restaurant is not good manners Today is not that day.

@josephfray.bsky.social my latest pitch for your org to hire me is that you desperately need someone to remove all the outdated processes listed on the website! Ps. The BMEU staff in Lansing is great and can actually answer questions that are completely wrong on USPS website

Super excited to cheer on the ALXDems at kickball vs Arlington tonight! 6pm, MVCS field. Margs after at Los Tios.

Heckled the mayor on his run this morning for the first time... And realized it might also be the last. Assume he won't miss this part of the job. #lameduck 😢

Very disappointed to be getting local pizza news from the zebra and not from the skeets. thezebra.org/2024/08/29/m...

Man vs Pizza at Benny Diforza’s Pizza in Alexandria, VA

Alexandria, VA  Benny Diforza’s Pizza is the local outlet of Virginia Tech’s official pizza. If you’ve not had a pizza or a slice, you’re in for a treat.

Really excited for the cat adoption event at Judy Lowe park tomorrow. #manifestyourdream

Who is our Bill this year?

a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman with red balloons on her face

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