The corked opening in a barrel?

I bet he haunts it now.

"Wow, what do you call that?" "The aristocrats!"

How many babies does someone have to press to get that much oil from them? 😜

Flashlight plus readily available porn equals smart phone.

Cthulhu's pube

Well, duh.

If the Haitians want Ohio I say give it to them. At least the food will get better.

My grandma used it for laundry stains.