(to the worm) turnin’ hard or hardly turnin’

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s OctoberBelline

It takes me an hour to sip on my morning protein smoothie & 4.5 seconds to inhale a whole flock’s worth of chicken wings.

Over 7 trillion nerves in the human body, but I'm pretty sure we could go without a few

WAKE UP ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH🥳🥳🥳🥳

I don't know if I need to go get a massage or see a chiropractor or do some physio, but it's for sure one/all of the above

"hey look at this thing that sucks. i hate it and you will too" i'm good, actually. i like looking at things that don't piss me off

You'd feel better about yourself if you had a catch phrase.

i've made up my mind. i will be making lentils now.

It's 11pm and I want soup