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Elisabeth #StillMasking
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Nerd, sarcastic, progressive, reluctant suburbanite, restless creative, guardian of tiny human and not tiny dog (She/her/hers)
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I heard that from some in the breastfeeding/chestfeeding set. The most vigilant freezer managers I have ever met.

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Pickled green tomatoes are a wonderful thing, great for cherry tomatoes!

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The way my bowels quivered just reading that confirms why I will never be a mountain climber and will be first in line to flee a hurricane.

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Ouf. I thought it was hard to find a manual transmission. Guess my 7 year old car is gonna need to last a long time.

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And yes, I am aware of what it comes from. It is a joke.

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Clearly these are time travelers getting blasted by a fundamental paradox, but figure it is worth it to keep trying.

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Time to develop the technology....

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Can confirm as a straight woman who went mostly for straight dudes. Yes, the casual sex was always this bad because so many straight dudes did not care about the woman's experience, women faked enjoyment to avoid violence from sensitive men, then blocked their number.

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Watching big tough English dudes nearly faint at exposure to proper levels of flavor is my favorite damn thing.

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😂🤣😂🤣 I am in trouble. This kid is so funny, her timing is impeccable and she isn't yet talking. Fuck.

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Elisabeth #StillMasking
@ej5049a.bsky.social
Nerd, sarcastic, progressive, reluctant suburbanite, restless creative, guardian of tiny human and not tiny dog (She/her/hers)
32 followers69 following221 posts