Why does the guy in this choking guide in my local McDonald’s look like goddamn Jared Fogle

Did you ever pick a design for Pip’s Imaginary friend contest?

my therapist: FusionFall Eddy isn't real. he can't hurt you. FusionFall Eddy:

Look at the sadness in his eyes. This game had no reason to be this emotional. #gamecube#spongebob

Botheration! And we were going so nicely, too!

Gen Alpha in its natural habitat

You ain’t whistlin’ Dixie. Biden sounded like he needed a drink of water

the cat n mouse chophouse may not have worked out, but that's not gonna stop goldie from pursuing other business ventures

“H-HOW?! Someone tell me, someone FUCKING tell me: HOW the FUCK is THIS POSSIBLE?!!” -Animated Atrocities: Love Loaf