abruptly thinking about the classic "mousegirl brings you a drink balanced on her head and says 'it's on the mouse' " post and how someone responded to it accusing it of being a fetish thing because it said mouse*girl* this is Social Media Catholicism to me

Some people want to not be a freak so much, that they just call every thing that anyone could be into "fetish stuff" cause they are scared people would think they're weird. Or maybe they just only see women as a sex object and think if something is a woman it's clearly because it's a fetish.

I mean I don't know what to tell you, a regular mouse probably cannot carry a drink. Probably

AMAZING That's a Forced Milkshake Ducking attempt if I've ever seen one

that was an INSANE time