Spider-Man has been done to death by The Gays though... It's my "I have no imagination and inspiration" backup.

Halloween option 1 has arrived

Everything reminds me of him

Say hello to my new bestie Bernard

Tried to go grey and came out white blonde.

The new barber did alright but he's done my hair a little too short for me to dye it as planned, I reckon. Although, maybe grey hair suits this look, idk

I also thought anaconda and dick mentions within two messages was obvious as well

A very British, definitely top-tier joke, in my humble opinion.

It's been exactly a month since I ruptured my achilles tendon and I am OVER it.

Bored of being an invalid