As a former McDonald’s employee I am offended and disgusted. They give him the *easiest gig in the place*: fries, no requirement to tend McNuggets and McChickens as well. Until that fat fascist fuck’s finger tips are seared from slamming 16 patties on a grill in under a minute he can fuck off.

Right? It took years for my fingertips to regain full feeling after my gig there in high school. Never a proper burn, just brushing the cook top over and over again during rush hour until calluses formed.