dudes have all these fantasies about femme fatales setting up honey traps and IRL it's just some lady in her apartment in her sweats texting "oh wow, interesting" until they admit to federal crimes
gotta be honest it probably kicks ass to brag to a hot babe about all the crimes you've recently committed
If there’s ever a movie about this it should be in full film noir aesthetic but just a woman sitting on an IKEA sofa.
It’s not a fantasy, it’s a deep-seated fear.
"thats so hot babe, go off king" - on the toilet, half asleep
I feel better about her ghosting me, now. Once she found out I was only in DC for a conference and that I recycle, she gave me The Heisman.
Honeypot trap < a computer program offering mild encouragement to keep talking
To be fair, femme fatales had to work a lot harder before Bumble and texting
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