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elizarde.bsky.social
@elizarde.bsky.social
I can barely be arsed at this point. Profile to come? I just miss my people from the smoking, bird-shaped crater who didn't move over to Mastodon. elizarde/k2cuss2/EElliottKnits, in case you're wondering who the latest weirdo who followed you is.
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elizarde.bsky.social

Nah, he's just blowing smoke about 'unleashing the private sector' and tap-dancing around questions about some of his & his candidates' more wacko statements. I mean, I worked at UBC in the height of Cambpell's public-private partnership craze. I saw what it did. Fuck off with this nonsense.

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Aaand now I'm the person yelling at her tv. Drink!

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elizarde.bsky.social

Buddy, you were part of the government of cruelty that laid the groundwork for this mess. You can sit the hell down.

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elizarde.bsky.social

As I said to a friend, "If tonight's drinking game is drink every time Rustad (the guy on the political right) talks out his ass, I'm going to need a time machine to go steal a liver from my 20-year-old self."

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elizarde.bsky.social

BC leaders debate tonight. 15 minutes in, and I've managed resist yelling at the tv so far, but it's been a close one. #CanadianPolitics

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elizarde.bsky.social

Oh, but the entire purpose of poutine is to sit like a comforting potato fist in your belly and absorb excess alcohol.

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elizarde.bsky.social

I mean, I like a lot of our smoked meat products (including sausage), but you miss what you grew up with. And he's not wrong that a lot of Canadian white-people food tastes like flavour killed our pa and shall never be spoken of again.

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3. We do make sausage! Lots of sausage! But @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social says our sausage is all wrong, and is an offense to smoked meat products.

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elizarde.bsky.social

2. Yes, we have cornmeal here, but it's a coarser grind than I want for things like cornbread. I've had no luck finding grits. Living in the South has spoiled me for other dried-corn-based foods. (Except tamales. I would cut someone for a decent tamale.)

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In case you're wondering: 1. Yes, we can get dried beans here, but unless I drive an hour south, my choices are usually black, kidney, or navy. You want pintos? Well, aren't you fancy. I hear they have those in Victoria. Plus, Rancho Gordo beans are stupidly good.

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elizarde.bsky.social
@elizarde.bsky.social
I can barely be arsed at this point. Profile to come? I just miss my people from the smoking, bird-shaped crater who didn't move over to Mastodon. elizarde/k2cuss2/EElliottKnits, in case you're wondering who the latest weirdo who followed you is.
75 followers86 following75 posts