TOP MOST BELOVED AWESOME SONGS RN 1. THE MASTER’S CALL BY MARTY ROBBINS BC ITS LIKE COSPLAYING RELIGION WITHOUT THE ATTACHED TRAUMA 2. OOH-DE-LALLY FROM ROBIN HOOD BC S’CUTE AND INSPIRED MY BELOVED NEW DND CHARACTER PYM SNERP ESQUIRE 3. CREEPY DOLL BY JONATHAN COULTON BC VIBES AND GOOD IMAGERY

😍🤭 Ask him to go out! (back and then Old Yeller him)

Better a mushroom than Astarion 🤷🏻‍♀️

Fun new trick i just learned, say depression 3 times in a row and it’ll come back swingin, just like Beetlejuice lol

Think I’ve been possessed by a cowboy, can’t stop listening to Big Iron by Marty Robbins help

Thinking of becoming a horse girl

‘ITS BECAUSE OF THE FULL MOON’ I cry as I descend into another night of insomnia, ignorant to the fact that it’s a waning half with an astigmatic glow

My kids aren’t gonna have childhood trauma so to give them something to talk about in college I’m going to make them listen to Not Like Us everyday before eating dinner, like saying grace but fun

Will pay someone to edit Florida!!! but cut out all of Taylor’s parts so it’s just a Florence + The Machine song