I've done something similar - pretended I was being chased by the baddies in a war.

You sound like an enjoyable person to be around.

Ah, right then. Just don't place them too high that they are a struggle to reach again.

So where do you put them up? I promise you, the phrasal verb you should use in this context is put away.

Now try looking after your cat.

Put up? Like shelves? Put away, I think you mean.

Try washing before you use it. Does that make sense?

Yeah, you might as well at least get something from it.

Hehe, I just figured out a great way to stop seeing real dull, unoriginal posts. Mute the word "bro". Nice...

Yeah! Tell him he has to follow the system and lose his own identity. Play by the rules, kid, do as you're told.