I know this looks bad, but is the bike still a bike if it's chained to a fence? Bleep blorp.

OK but tell me this: Is the rider part of the motorcycle?

I'm not a robot, but also, captchas are getting too hard

Tough Luck Bar in Northeast Portland is seeking the return of Mr. Bones, a 12-foot skeleton dressed in a 5XL Portland Trail Blazers jersey and Santa hat. Mr. Bones had proudly perched on the bar’s rooftop for nearly two years.

Portland bar is offering ‘robust reward’ of 1 free beer for return of stolen 12-foot skeleton

“Some people think it’s a social media grab to get attention but it’s not, this was a real bummer for us,” a co-owner of the bar said.

Michael Jordan gives $1 million to Providence heart center in honor of the Nike exec who served as his point person www.oregonlive.com/business/202...

Michael Jordan gives $1M to Providence heart center in honor of Howard ‘H’ White, his Nike point person

The money will support the creation of a new center for heart treatment.

The city of Portland finally sold a derelict Pearl District landmark after nearly a quarter century. Its buyer sold it again within days.

Portland sold a derelict NW Portland landmark after 24 years. Its buyer sold it again within days

City officials say the newest owner will be held to the same development terms it negotiated in the first sale.

Airbnb is resisting a Portland subpoena for listings data. The city, for now, continues to ask politely instead of issuing the thousands of dollars in daily fines authorized under its code. www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

Airbnb resists subpoena for listings data. Why Portland’s enforcement remains lax

Unlicensed rentals are still a problem, and some mayoral candidates won’t say what they’ll do about it.

Nike just made it harder to track executives’ use of private jets www.oregonlive.com/business/202...

Could somebody please take a carbon monoxide reading in the GBBO tent??

Nike’s new CEO is a popular insider. That won’t make his job much easier. #Nike

Nike’s new CEO is a popular insider. That won’t make his job much easier

Elliott Hill, a popular executive who retired in 2020, is back as CEO.