i was wearing skinny jeans with ankle socks and a side part in my hair while sending reaction gifs to my friends on my phone when a pack of zoomers spotted me
they were like “we gotta give chani more agency” but in the film she’s just perpetually seething while everyone tells her to shut the fuck up until paul publicly cucks her (which in the film is depicted as a surprise betrayal) at which point she ragequits out on a worm.
chani becomes this weird meta character/audience stand-in to critique the problematic colonialism/white savior aspects of this 60s story but since the plot has to happen this just results in a lot of characters telling her to (literally) sit down and shut up throughout the movie.
drop the thread
it’s the natural evolution of making a dumb meme for your buddies in ms paint but it somehow also compels people to make a thread with the premise of “why steven spielberg will soon be forced to be my indentured servant”
did you win?