it do be like that sometimes Also, congrats!
Do you enjoy reading stories about an incredibly diverse and colorful cast of supernatural teenagers surviving the trials of high school?
Fun Fact for all you #WritersOfBluesky out there: The "High School sweetheart stay together forever and raise a happy family" trope is actually kickass and you should use it where applicable.
Me: Produces golden lines delivered straight from Our Heavenly Father Above *crickets and no notes* Randos: "I like bsky!" *4k likes, 420 rpubs, and 68 new followers* Life is unfair.
An impending sense of doom??? I don’t know.
If my burger doesn't require me to remain vintage(least it eats Me!), then I don't want it.
Me: "Sure, I'm down to get pegged." Alien who abducted me: "Okay, but don't... say it like that."
40 armed mobsters approach my house with the intent to kill me. Me: "Damn. That's unfortunate. Alexa, play My Way by Frank Sinatra."
"World of Demi-Humans: Freshmen Orientation" You in? Yeah, there's an 'of' in there, but that's just the super title.