kicked out of the video game industry for trying to put "Waw!? And now, what's going on!?" on the key art of every game I work on

Waw!? Is this the Toh Shin Den ?! 闘 　　　　神 　　　　　　　　伝

I know it's wrong to think like this but 90,000 polygons a second still sounds like a lot to me. You could make a Ridge Racer out of that!

Man, games should brag about a 90,000 polygons per second kind of stat now. It wouldn’t have to even be impressive in context, I just bet there’s some way crazier numbers that would sound super badass in isolation

tired: battle royale wired: battle arena

I think every games box/key art should just have several paragraphs of text like this