Roboto. It's boring, hard to read, and pervasive on the web. Death to Google Fonts!

okay but why is it called the "krusty krab kollab" 💀

The only AI I trust is the Zojirushi Micom fuzzy logic rice cooker with sprouted grains mode and stainless steel interior.

I’ve gone my whole career without having to touch IIS and now I have to configure a reverse proxy with it for this legacy app I'm maintaining. 💀

This is a thing of beauty.

Woo! First 10%

I highly recommend using this labeler service so you don't have to see screenshots from the bad place: bsky.app/profile/xblo...

Tour the USA. Visit every deli. Order something that will piss off every local.

Nothing like a programming interview to make you question everything about yourself. 😰

These weirdos think kids don't have dogs and like going to dog parks with their dogs, which is a very normal suburban family activity.