piss in the crockpot

all dan, no zig

let me call you or just don’t fucking talk to me

i just wish girls in my generation would talk to me on the phone instead of text sometimes. you’re just asking for miscommunication with that dm dogshit

will i get in trouble for having my diddies (dude tiddies) out?

wolverine could heal professor x of his paralysis if he pissed all over his legs

i feel like everyone wants me to die

this is the future that liberals want

took the myers-briggs test, turns out i’m ICP

i got called beautiful for the first time the other day. i kinda don’t want it to be the first and last time i hear it