more like Supreme Court injustices, amirite
wow you’re so detail- oriented!! (derogatory)
99% of parenting is just sitting down and getting right back up
the gay agenda? you mean making a big pot of soup and sharing it with a group of gay people while you collaboratively complete a kitten puzzle
instead of asking “how are you,” we should start conversations with “so what’s been haunting you this week”
i’m basically an avocado. come at me before I’m ready and I’m like GET AWAY FROM ME but then ignore me for two seconds and I will ROT
wish I loved anything as much as Gwyneth Paltrow loves being unrelatable
the way I feel about Bluesky is exactly how I felt with my boyfriends in high school before I came out. like I WANT to want to, but my heart’s not in it
nothing makes you feel better about your relationship than married upstairs neighbors who are always SCREAMING
does anyone else pronounce Bluesky in their head like blue-skee? you know, like a brewskie? like hey kid, grab uncle Eddie a blue-skee! Or am I just Midwestern