feels like a safe space to admit I have Crocs with bananas all over them
bluesky feels like coachella. everyone’s having a great time but we’re bound to get dehydrated any minute now
what’s the word for when you’ve already had so much coffee in a single day that the thought of another cup of coffee makes you wanna throw up but you just HAVE to drink it anyway??? like is it just addiction or
think I might post here in the style of my Facebook posts circa 2012. Like “gaaaah final exam hell! may the odds be ever in my favor”
I need a chiropractor to crack my back with a gun
This is deeply relatable to me
Met Gala theme is gimme just ONE of those bedazzled shoes and I swear I’ll use it to pay off my credit card debt
love going so deep into someone’s Instagram that you see them get married and divorced and married again
Yes this is v grounding