“Achatina, a genus of giant African land snail, was the life's study of Albert R. Mead.” And so the headline for Mead’s obituary in 2009 included the phrase “Death of a snailsman.” tucson.com/news/article...

(Which is disappointing to me personally because I just came up with that joke, and it’s always a little disappointing to find out that someone else beat me to a joke by 15 years. But still, I salute the headline writer.)