ugh i love tits

i skeet, “ugh i love tits” nestled between the ancient lizard brain and the limbic system, your ancient lesbian brain reaches out through your finger to tap “reskeet” you blink back to consciousness, unaware, continuing your day with a lingering warmth from this good deed

fun fact the word “prove” in this idiom comes from archaic usage meaning “test”. the phrase originally meant “the exception that challenges the rule” or “the exception that calls the rule into question”

orgasms are good for your brain

the great thing about having impaired object permanence is how i can open the fridge and discover that i left iced tea in there a few hours earlier it’s genuinely a pleasant surprise! downside is i lost my phone again

damn i love being hot

s/o to the nurse who asked me how tall i am and got confused when i said i used to be 5'11 but i’ve shrunk some lately “no, you’re way too young for that!”

ive sent e to girls in need before and i'd do it again no hesitation. i can help with dosing too. i know the pain and the envy and the despair, i've been there, i wouldn't wish it on anyone.

Sshadyheart.bsky.socialSep 28, 2024 4:10pm

if you can't get hrt, contact a Mean Girl™ today! we will help you, no questions asked. that's kind of like...the whole thing transexual jihad is about. the homies you don't have to like us before or after. you don't have to suffer in your own body. please let us help

girls on here are always like "oooooo I need to be punished soooooo bad I'm just hovering here outside your operational range, you want to shoot me with an energy weapon that discharges the entire power grid of japan don't u 😋 you better pierce my at field and teach 💜 me 💜 a 💜 lesson ~" 🙄

the things u want are good & u deserve to have them & to be able to vocalize ur desires without fear of judgement & u deserve people who will support u & partners who will give those things to u