“Why do you have a potato in your nightstand drawer?” 6 year old: “that’s my potato.” Well, can’t argue with that.

Potato is nine tenths of the Law.

Change it to a Mr./Mrs.’s potato head one night.

Leopold Bloom at six

They're starting a bonsai potato?

INNOCENT

Everyone needs an emotional support potato

"oh hi, so, how are you holding up? because I'm a potato"

😂

"Hey buddy, why are you wearing your raincoat as a skirt?" 6 year old: "It fits!" She had all her stuff (pack, lunch bag, water bottle), so I tied the sleeves in a knot to help hold it up and called it a day.

“That’s my potato,” or “That’s that me potato”? 🤔