northern lights are back if you're in the northern US! thank you once again to "the sun" for this terrifying display (i took the photo of the pink sky back in may, which was the last time it was that bright here)
tis the season. for people to bring pumpkins to leave at graves and then come in and yell at us bc they think we destroyed them for some reason even though it's actually just that a squirrel can skeletonize a pumpkin in three minutes
Fun Fact: “Percy Jackson and The Lighting Thief” and “The Sun Also Rises” have the same lexile level
“Look at how dumb these kids are, their favorite books that they reread to this day are from their childhood.” - someone who only reads Reddit
My mom apparently felt the need to bitch about me to my sis-in-law and thought she should “fake a positive Covid test” just to see how much I would freak out. “Do you think Emelia would go get her own hotel room?” This is a liberal woman in her 60s, behaving like a fucking toddler.
Take a look at these absolute smoke shows 🥵🥵🥰🥰
Jet lag is kicking my ass and there’s no food in my house to snack on 😭
Not my mother getting sick on our trip, me recommending a Covid test, and her saying, “but then what would I do? I’d rather not know.”
