Already got the “join us for our October 7th memorial” Hillel email from my university, and holy shit the response I want to send would have me fired so fast. Hillel should be banned from all colleges.

One of my pet jumping spiders disappeared while we were traveling, and my moms response while I was sobbing in the rental car was to go “you think this is bad, remember when our cat got out when we were visiting you?” The cat showed back up. Spiders don’t work like that.

I love my parents so much but holy hell traveling abroad with them is testing that

Why do Europeans HATE towel racks

Some sentiments transcend language

The wedding we went to was .... fancy

Is this a good time to mention that I have TWO new pieces up on allstonpudding.com? I covered Charly Bliss and Buzzcocks

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #50,672!

I’m running on 4 hours sleep and I’ve offended at least 15 French people.

When in France, watch French Rambo