There’s a yard sign I pass in rural Wisconsin that says “A vote for Democrats is a vote for SOCIALISM” and every time I pass it I yell, “I wish!”

We have a perfectly decent guy running for AG and he had an ad where he was like “cops love me” and we were like Ew and then his opponent ran an ad calling him Woke Jeff Jackson and listing all the ways he voted to fuck up the police and that made him sound great!