Just found out jellyfish have survived over 500 million years without brains. Honestly, feeling pretty optimistic about my chances now.
āCome see my junkā is not a good garage sale invitation.
I love when I drop something, and it bounces just far enough away to make me question if I even need it anymore.
Fell asleep on the toilet. I must have sleep crapnea.
Debates are fine, but Iād prefer a rock, paper, scissors tournament.
Breaking into people's houses to steal money and leave teeth under their pillows
AprĆØs moi, le dĆ©luge, I murmur as another acquaintance who is fond of the word pretentious tells me to leave social media.
if you are firing a gun at godzilla and notice the bullets have no effect a good idea is to keep firing to make sure