Glumshanks is beginning to feel a little unsure about my attempts to destroy the Core of Light, so I strapped him onto the chair of reconsideration. Look at how well he’s reconsidering his thoughts! 😊 Don’t worry Glumshanks, you will be fully on board in no time!
This is a message to all Blueskyers! DO NOT FOLLOW @bring-the-boom.bsky.social! This meddlesome troll has interfered with my plan to destroy the Skylanders! He used the Machine of DOOM to save his skyblunder friends from their untimely demise. Unfollow him now and follow KAOS instead! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Update* Well that was a total failure. The Skylanders managed to escape the trap and now I’m back to square one. But their biggest mistake was letting me off the hook, because I have a hundred more plans to go! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Plan 1.5: The Machine of Doom I will lure that big bearded portal master’s skylanders to their untimely funeral, leaving no one to guard the Core of Light! And to make it more believable, I shall lure them there myself, and escape before the machine’s tomb collapses! IT’S PERFECT! HAHAHAHAHA!
Plan One: The Machine of Doom For my first plan to destroy the Core of Light, I’ve decided to obtain a secret Arkeyan weapon, The Machine of DOOM! However, I was disappointed to learn that it was a trap that destroys anyone who wants to use it as a weapon. But amidst my anger, I had an idea.
WHHAAAT?!? The statues didn’t work?! Impossible!!! That’s the last straw, Skylands! You’ve forced my hand. ALL TWO OF THEM!!! If I’m going to conquer Skylands and unleash the darkness all over the world, I will have to go to the source. For my next attempt, I shall destroy.. THE CORE OF LIGHT!!
My first attempt to conquer Skylands is to place statues of my likeness on every single island. Glumshanks doubts my supreme genius, but that will not stop me. It is scientifically proven that statues help remind citizens who the person in charge is. And in time, THAT PERSON WILL BE ME! HAHAHAHAHA!
