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Ilana 🌐🏳️‍🌈
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The attack angle the GOP has chosen to deploy against Tim Walz is hilarious because they are trying to flip the “weird” narrative against the most bland and normal human being to have ever lived.

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www.patriotaddict.com/pages/rsbn-l... Look at all this garbage Trump surrogates are hawking:

Red colored lighters with "Trump Make America Great Again 2024" written on them, they are ruggedized.

The following text accompanies them:

>How does the Trump Electric Lighter Compare To Regular "Snowflake Lighters"?

>The mainstream lighter has been around for far too long, relying on fuel, needing absolutely 0 wind to work, and if it barely gets wet, you can't use it for hours.
>But now, the Trump Electric Lighter is changing the game with its slim, efficient design. Completely windproof & waterproof, this lighter is replacing all "snowflake lighters" in the industry. 
>The Plasma Arc lighter burns at 1,100 degrees, so you'll be able to light almost anything on fire

>A 10 minute charge produces dozens of fires and the integrated flashlight makes late-night tasks more convenient. 

>Stop wasting money on disposable lighters, and grab a high quality, unmatched Trump Lighter that will last you a lifetime.

>HURRY! ONLY 250 LEFT AS OF TODAY!
"TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL BLANKET"

"LIMITED RUN OF ONLY 300 UNITS EVER MADE AND WE'RE ALREADY SELLING THROUGH THEM QUICKLY..."

below is an image of a man holding a navy blue blanket in from of him, the blanket has the seal of the President of the United States on it.
"CLAIM YOUR *20% OFF* [In red for emphasis] USING CODE *RSBN20* [in red for emphasis]"

"TRUMP FORCE ONE AIRPLANE"

There is an image of a model "Trump Force One" airplane, it is colored navy blue with the text "Trump Force One" written on it in gold.

"CLAIM YOUR *20% OFF* [in yellow for emphasis] USING *RSBN20* [in yellow for emphasis] AT CHECKOUT"

"www.PatriotAddictDeals.com"
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Iempressilana.bsky.social

Mark "minisoldr" Robinson suffered second-degree burns after touching a car's "dooky chute"

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Encrypting APFS drives is so fun, it feels like I'm storing classified CIA documents on it and not the boring stuff no one but me cares about.

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OK that's pretty good

NY post cover about Eric Adams says Grand Theft Ottoman
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Here’s a handheld video of Joe Biden and Barack Obama at DNC 2008 shot by Kamala Harris and uploaded to her YouTube channel. Less than a month ago, she spoke at the DNC as the nominee. youtu.be/5i11R-HZ3_Q?...

DNC 2008: Obama following Joe Biden
DNC 2008: Obama following Joe Biden

YouTube video by Kamala Harris

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Iempressilana.bsky.social

>Shigeru […] to become Japan's Prime Minister I can’t believe it. (this is such a stupid joke)

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Iempressilana.bsky.social

Donald Trump has grown so desperate he is hawking $100,000 "Trump" watches. This is real getTrumpWatches.com

There are three watches. Their faces have "Trump" written on them. The first two are gold, one has a black face and the other has a gold face. The third watch is rose gold.
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I switched from Windows to Mac post-COVID so whenever I have to use a Windows PC, I genuinely start panicking and bad memories start crawling in my mind.

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So I expected MKBHD’s wallpaper app to be pricey but with photos shot by professionals, it’s actually $50/month for abstract AI-generated images, what a joke. Also, can we talk about how boring wallpapers are today? You see a galaxy in Snow Leopard and it makes you feel something.

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