Trump's past jobs Harris should pretend to do: Launder $$ for Russian mobsters Defraud people seeking degrees Sell $3 dollar watches for $60 Pretend to fire people Inherit

He should do cameos in Russian rapper music videos

Be president

Creatively Sharpie NOAA maps, recommend bleach-related pandemic cures

Isn’t he selling $100k watches made in Tennessee or something?

Walz teaching a pyramid scheme at Trump University.

Raping little girls brutally. His parties were notorious back in the 90s Underage "Models" and cocaine for the pleasure of his rich guests also to blackmail some I am sure.

often when putting at the 9th hole you hear the lament...

Bankrupt a casino, whose entire business model is people walking in and handing you fistfulls of cash.

Also: president

She should be given the Michigan Woman of the Year award.