it didn't even taste like cider :(

if i get faded off 1 hard cider im killing everyone hashtag i take antidepressants

btw if u r a zionist just unfollow me before i hit u w a rock

wrote a cover letter now my right hand is cramping. i don't even use that hand

i was never tumblr famous which i've heard is a good thing

not a literary character but i once had a coworker named db cooper and the entire staff got an email with the header "DB Cooper"

(me pregnant) the baby wants rare 80’s private press $1000 vinyl on discogs

the next pathfinder 2e weapon should be a death whistle that inflicts void damage. and they should release the arcadia update faster

i believe orange is an x-linked recessive trait, meaning female cats need 2 orange alleles to express it. your cat is extra orange

i will not call it skeeting i will call it shooting as per "big man with a gun"