Your "not my best" is orders of magnitude above what I even *aspire* to reach. These are damn good

Thank you for your service!

And deservedly so!

This is all leading up to a parody porn titled Olivia Nuzzi Drains the Swamp

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Ngl, the "blow" part of blow job is pretty misleading too

Big nasty magic cobra chicken is the correct answer. We all know it

There really are only 2 types of people - those who laugh at butt jokes and liars

I have met them. Touring a friend's coffee and pepper plantation in Tamil Nadu. I asked if we could ditch the jeep and hike it. We stepped out of the vehicle and they drew my attention to the swarms leeches on every leaf, branch, and vine - all converging on us. We got back in the jeep real quick