It's not TMI (or at least I don't think it is...). It's actually great that you're sharing this! As someone whose face blew up like a beachball from sitting next to a candle, this is the kind of TMI I'm grateful for!

It's supposed to be all natural/organic with no harsh chemicals, so I didn't think that I needed to do a test patch before just applying it. I was so, so wrong. Always do a test patch!

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