Lovely!

Today was my “must wear a dress with dragons” day. Thanks to you, I have one!

Post-wine tasting expression

Ah, is THAT why I like it here?

They have been plotting this for at least 5 years.

2070: the Tapatío and Sriracha factions reach a tentative ceasefire in the Great Salsa Wars

I’m glad you are here. Your brand of annoyance is appreciated.

Totally good here in CA. Went to a wine tasting with my gang from the trip to Portugal. May have bought wine. And Port. No comment.

Because we know the house is already in flames. They can tell me that theses are good bugs, but I will still scream

Awooooooo! Raising a glass to Grinch!