i would top for that shit

when ismfof said "This sounds like the reaction your girlfriend makes when you just told her that you have an STD in bed! I Set My Friends on Fire, Bitch!" i really felt that

so true bestie

I guess in the end, it rarely is nobody’s business but the Turks.

bitches be like: i want a bipolar baddie 🤑 the earth is literally right there

funny that "her" (possessive) and "her" (direct object) are the same words in english so people with she/her pronouns have to go for the other possessive option. he/him have another issue where both possessive forms are "his." for they/them, it's a toss up between their and theirs

i am eternally grateful to science teachers for making analogies for cellular processes. atp = currency. golgi apparatus = transportation hub. 10/10

who is moo deng. they sound like some khmer rouge war criminal

the cool thing about the reactionary back to nature folks is that they're all going to explosively shit themselves and die

sure do love it when someone puts their baby carrier next to a rhythm game so i can't play it bc if i do it will wake up and the little flesh abomination starts crying.