Anyone up for starting a new political party? This is the second UK election won by popular vote against and not for anything. Labour are crap, the Tories are worse, that's dangerous for democracy. I want to give people something to vote for.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Hell threads on fire off the shoulder of Alf posts. I watched sex-fiends glitter in the dark near the posting strike. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

It took precisely 56 days for Labours authoritarian streak to show. Political re-alignment cannot come soon enough, preferably without any loud mouthed racists.

Fact check: Kier Starmer has been PM for 8 weeks.

Today in UK Politics: Storm cloud Starmer showers shivering pensioners with a downpour of dismal forecasts for the forthcoming fiscal fudget.

I really can't see what else he's rolling the pitch for, if it's not more cuts and austerity I will be pleasantly surprised.

Kier Starmer wanted to include some positive messaging in todays speech but the Tories left the finances in such a mess we couldn't afford it.