I continue to be petrified and aghast that we, as a supposedly civilized and developed society, are just sitting idly by and permitting the Cybertruck to happen to us.

It's Friday, but we still locked in 💪😤 #getthatbag💰#thegrinddontstop#carsandwatches#timepiece#luxurywatches#luxury#thebestornothing

New profile pic. Actually, it's from December when I was hard into my last bulk. I look like I look like I'm freshly divorced and have 95 payments left at 28% interest on a 2013 Raptor with 170k miles. #gymbro

Have you changed your LHM fluid lately? 🗓 #Citroen#CitroenXM#Citroën#CitroënXM#hydropneumatic#FrenchCar#voiturefrançais#youngtimer#youngtimerusa#XU10J2TE#LHM#TotalLHMPlus#mineraloil#carmaintenance

Since all of you have been been asking me incessantly, around the clock, for over a month and a half, how proud I am of myself for having turned 40 without ever owning a car with an automatic transmission, I'll humor you: Very.

Speaking as someone who's driven over 100,000 kms in a variety of right-hand-drive JDM cars over the past 14 years... ... drive a kei truck on I-75 from Miami to Atlanta. Go ahead. Then tell me how much you still love it, and how every American should trade in their ½-ton V8 truck for one.

Middle-aged white women: "Young people today waste so much money on frivolous nonsense." Also middle-aged white women: *spend $120 on stickers to make the back of their Mercedes SUV a shrine to Airedale terriers*