“Happy wife, happy life” the sentient ooze gurgles as it is absorbed by the gelatinous cube wearing a giant pink bow
My hot take is that I actually respect partisans who cross the aisle to make endorsements because as a partisan I know what it would take to get me to do that and it's a lot
There’s no Wendish flag emoji, what bullshit
She’s a 10 but talks incessantly about the merits of agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession laws at every party
Asked Enterprise for an economy and they gave me the "took on a predatory loan within five minutes of finishing boot camp" special.
boss left for the day which means i get to turn the sound for my tamagotchi back on
Rawdogging being awake on the planet for any length of time
Lice Guy to bed, Gordian Worm guy to wed
Genzi rhymes with Genji