i’m doing the best social activism ever keep going guys we can win (i forget what this was about)

Sometimes I think about how I never lost here but I did yoink the "@envy" so now there could be users pissed that I'm inactive but I snagged the noun they really wanted as a username.

Don't mind me I just opened Snapchat camera the wrong way & unrelated I'm considering ending it all

Some dipfuck on twitter just called me a transmisogynist and that I "am not a part of the community & cannot call myself a Twitter doll"

Yeah I'm drunk accidentally opened the app lmao

I enjoyed but damn those Miley Cyrus drug scenes sucked

Shout late anti-Twilight Potterhead memes from 2011: you're my favorite brand of hyperniche dead ragebait topics

There's no way there are even that many people on here you're fibbing

People are hitting in the thousands now? I remember being a highbie for having 100 lmao

Selfies will cease until engagement improves