We need to unceremoniously bury him in an unmarked grave in one of his golf courses. And then turn the entire thing into a wildlife sanctuary. Except for one parcel of the land that gets an affordable housing development.

I'd love to see the only marker be an outhouse on top. I'd pay good money to use it.

I want a full autopsy. Let’s see all the manifest flaws in his uncooked dough body before we fill it with worms.