“Have you watched-“ I haven’t. My child is 7. I will see that movie you’re talking about when it’s on streaming in a year, about 35 minutes at a time, over the course of two weeks, possibly on my phone.

Me (when the movie is Finding Nemo, Moana, The Adventures of Elmo in Groundland, a few others: “No but I’ve heard it 1,000 times”Me (when the movie is Finding Nemo, Moana, The Adventures of Elmo in Groundland, a few others: “No but I’ve heard it 1,000 times”

Yeah. I was in a cultural void between 1995-2000 and when people ask why it’s just…babies.

But there's probably a kid's movie you've seen a million times just this week.

Or never

With the subtitles on so you don't wake them up.

Yup

Wait, why would the character do that? I know, I'll find out in 8 days time when, on its 19th rerun, the plot hole will be finally filled and all will be ok.

And you'll fall asleep at least once and have to start a part over.