[in an Eastern PA accent so thick it literally makes your nose bleed] Aw c'mon Dave iss 3:30 in the mornin'

@drewmagary.bsky.social any tips/tricks on preparing a sirloin roast?@drewmagary.bsky.social any tips/tricks on preparing a sirloin roast?

That new Beatles song was really surprising. At first blush it sounds like a classic Ringo song, but then when Paul McCartney namechecks himself in classic Paul fashion it really breaks from tradition. Truly groundbreaking work.

[Big Yellow Taxi] 🎵 Get fucked in the ass, and suck off a guy that's hot🎵

One of the best parts about being an astronaut would have to be being legally allowed to refer to busting as "blasting off".

Giving BlueSky a try. First transmission: I love the movie Oceans 11 but I wish it had more scenes with all of those hot guys sucking and fucking each other's big cocks.