Flirting by making a Punnett square of our hypothetical offspring

like maybe that's his way of coping has anyone considered that

the only one i can count on

rewiring my brain from fearing that ppl won't like me to fearing that ppl may like me TOO much

My dreams r so limited and r still unachievable for some reason like damn

Need to adopt a cat, get married, and move to a walkable city right now

When I was like 14 I invented the greatest recipe for breakfast potatoes ever and it is cutting up potatoes and cooking them in like a quarter cup of butter

Hate when ur doing chess puzzles and u take the queen but ur wrong bc actually u had mate in 1 or whatever like? Sorry I take the scenic route

nope it's an open invite! feel free to pass along the invite to anyone else who might be interested

penciling in a good day tomorrow