white people have a history of going where they shouldn’t be going: haunted houses, into the ocean to search for the Titanic, America

Oreo needs to chill tf out already

“Well that was certainly weird.” - Me, reflecting on the past 40 years

I’d hate to read my Nutritional Facts

I don’t think I have the lung capacity to even get a good hit off that

xzerotsu.bsky.socialSep 11, 2024 9:07pm

i’m still not over this why is that bong necessary

Brb, my crystals are palpating

Kinda want to make a tuna sandwich, kinda don’t want to be yelled at by the cats…

this pumpkin spice Robitussin is sure hitting the spot

OMG.

They should sell a liquid form of ibuprofen that you can just sip on throughout the day