Incredible rec, I just went from "I think I'll bake that tonight" to fully cleaned kitched waiting for the rise in about 30 minutes with zero (0) things requiring hand washing. Even if it tastes terrible that's just satisfying as hell to do.

Epilogue: discovered my oven had broken when attempting to preheat it for this recipe. Worked fine the day before! Somehow extremely on brand haint energy transmitted via skeet. I will not stop cribbing recipes from you but I will be ~*wary*~ (Toaster oven baked it up great btw so not tragic)