"How to tell if your toothbrush is being used in a DDoS attack" is a sentence that plunges me into the deepest, darkest infosec despair.

How to tell if your toothbrush is being used in a DDoS attack | Malwarebytes

Your essential guide to toothbrush security.

But Norton Internet Security Pro 2024 is clearly logging bad traffic coming from my bathroom

ah, well, nevertheless ;) :p

waaaaahhhhh... ?

Not looking forwards to the updates on THIS article...

I read the whole article and take issue with the word count.

I didn’t even know that sentence could be made

We need to reboot the entire internet.

I feel like I was about to just fall out of my chair onto the desk and auto combo myself into brain malfunction just what the hell lmaooo

i brush my teeth every day and sometimes i get viruses COINCIDENCE?!! well, yes

I clicked through and was not disappointed. OMG.