Staying at my brother’s apartment while I’m in New York and I want all the front desk people to love me like the staff at The Plaza loved Crocodile Dundee.
I love New York and LA. I think New York is the better city, but a major thing LA has going for it is that most of my friends in LA have bidet attachments in their bathroom. I’ve yet to encounter one in New York and, unless things change, I’m not sure I’ll ever move back here.
Being back in NY, I forgot how much I love constantly jaywalking.
If I learned anything from the Mets win last night, it’s that a lot of people on the Internet record themselves watching TV, so they can post their reactions of them watching something on TV.
Love being in New York for a Mets series win. Love to high five total strangers!
This week has a real "last week of existence" kinda feel to it.
Today is Friday. Just thought everyone should know.
Only 38 days until I celebrate 46 years of not knowing my blood type.
I like plenty of classic rock, but a lot of it is just songs people told us were good when we were born.
Ready 2 Sleep B4 8.